Arbitrary Aardvark

Friday, December 31, 2010

Julian Assange in Escape from the Pit of Chickens.

# posted by gt @ 23:48

as found on /b/, so i didn't write this
I'm going to spend more time on the computer.
I'm going to download more albums.
I'm going to help organize Wikipedia pages for lesser known indie bands and alternative comedy artists.
I'm going to post on message boards.
I'm going to actively use online dating websites.
I'm going to delete all of my adult videos.
I'm going to restore all of my adult videos.
I'm going to start drinking soda again.
I'm going to eat a lot of fast food.
I'm going to keep my problems bottled up inside.
I'm going to watch a lot of TV.
I'm going to make mistakes.
I'm going to be dependent.
I'm going to refuse to learn how to drive.
I'm going to brush my teeth once a day.
I'm going to have erectile issues during sex.
I'm going to have unprotected sex.
I'm going to regret.
I'm going to break up with my girlfriend, she loves me.
I'm going to have sex with heavy set girls who accept me.
I'm going to not work out
I'm going to become an active drinker.
I'm going to organize my room.
I'm going to organize my MP3 collection.
I'm going to continue community college.
I'm going to not talk to anyone there.
I'm going to wake up whenever I want.
I'm going to watch sports related programming.
I'm going to use Omegle.
I'm going to try to form online relationships from a variety of interactive websites.
I'm going to post albums for people to download.
I'm going to be scared.
I'm going to be afraid.
I'm going to embrace my fears.
I'm going to value momentary comfortableness over all.

# posted by gt @ 22:30

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Don't ask dont tell repealed, as soon as Obama signs the bill.

# posted by gt @ 17:31

http://www.ramenlicious.com/

# posted by gt @ 17:04

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

dog does tricks on youtube.

# posted by gt @ 18:23

A kuiper belt mining rant

# posted by gt @ 12:30

Sunday, December 12, 2010

meteor shower for the next few days. where i am, it's snowing,and city lights make it hard ot see the sdky even in good weather. should be about 1 per minute.

# posted by gt @ 16:17

Thursday, December 09, 2010

# posted by gt @ 21:55

It warmed all the way up to 25 degrees today. It was 8 this morning. Maybe I'll be able to get my car started. Baby it's cold outside. Kurt/Blaine. Selma Blair Leon Redbone and Zooey Deshcanel

# posted by gt @ 08:18

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

at etsy you can buy expensive metal-ink 4th amendment underwear.
via gizmodo and josh blackman.

# posted by gt @ 07:38

Monday, December 06, 2010

word for the day: volvo. it's not swedish, it's latin for "i roll." it's named after a ball bearing from its swedish parent company Svenska Kullagerfabriken. mine's a 740 wagon. ista es quam volvo

# posted by gt @ 15:42

Saturday, December 04, 2010

a review of "the kid", 1950, starring bruce lee, 10. Bruce made 20 movies before he was 20, and I had not been able to find any till now. http://www.lovehkfilm.com/reviews_2/kid_1950.html
wiki imdb
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Lee_filmography
the birth of mankind, starred bruce lee (6), his father, his friend unicorn chan.
http://www.hkcinemagic.com/en/movie.asp?id=7305

# posted by gt @ 17:10

http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/07/30/wikileaks-mastermind-julian-assange-evil-genius-or-visionary-ha/

# posted by gt @ 10:18

Friday, December 03, 2010

First step is to make sure you're calling the best possible number. The number published prominently on the website is more likely to lead you into a Kafkaesque labyrinth than toward a human voice. I suggest starting out by going to GetHuman.com to find the best number to call for just about any company. The site will also give you company-specific tips for getting a person on the line. popular mechanics
Another trick: If you are asked to "press 1 for English" or "2 for Spanish," press "2." The wait for Spanish operators is usually far shorter, and they are almost always bilingual,

# posted by gt @ 17:52

Thursday, December 02, 2010

I'm a 'gleek', a term i dont care for, for fans of fox hit glee. I watch it on hulu since i never watch any of the 10 tvs in the house. In 1977 at a tiny college radio station i discovered a concept album by andrew lloyd webber and tim rice, Evita.
It was a few years before anybody else heard of it, and longer still till madonna got the movie made and Hillary Clinton reenacted the story. So in this week's show Rachel and Kurt duet to dont cry for me argentina. http://gosong.net/download/wSDi7Jol33s/Glee_-_Dont_Cry_For.html This has the audio. I haven't found the video for just that song but you can watch the episode here.

sort of related, here's sam tsui on ellen.

al "capella" roker does dynamite

here's the chanukah version via volokh, candlelight

# posted by gt @ 21:06