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Wednesday, May 05, 2004

volokhian superpowers explained.
the arbitrary aardvark's superpower is a keen sense of when civil rights are being violated. by day, he tries to work within the system. his weakness is a keen sense of when civil rights are being violated, leading to depression and sloth. he was trained as a shambala warrior in a fortified compound in the rockies by chogyam trungpa rimpoche, which he modified into aardvark style,
which consists mostly of running and hiding. he has served as a personal assistant to jigme norbu, whose uncle is the dalai lama. he fights for truth, justice, and the american way. likes termites, otherwise vegan. sidekick: gummi the bear.

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