Thursday, October 15, 2009
irony department: james madison university is FIRE's repressive speech code of the month. the code prohibits indecent or lewd conduct or expression, even off campus.
so if jane doe sings "bend over greek sailor*" in the privacy of her shower, she violates the code.
* google isn't turning up the whole lyrics but did have this:
A long-haul trucker has to work on Christmas morning. He stops at a diner and orders eggs bennedict. The waitress brings his breakfast out on a chrome hubcap, and he says "Hey, what's with the hubcap?"
And the waitress replies "Oh, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
so if jane doe sings "bend over greek sailor*" in the privacy of her shower, she violates the code.
* google isn't turning up the whole lyrics but did have this:
A long-haul trucker has to work on Christmas morning. He stops at a diner and orders eggs bennedict. The waitress brings his breakfast out on a chrome hubcap, and he says "Hey, what's with the hubcap?"
And the waitress replies "Oh, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
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